Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Questa semper et shinius benchtopinium

The above faux-Latin translates as "We now have shiny new benchtops (thanks to Zeus and his all conquering might)".

Which, of course, anyone who studied faux-Latin at school should have been able to parse, genuflect and ultimately, translate.

In the photos the benchtops are still covered, in places, by as, we say in faux-Latin, 'Protectivus Plasticuum'. The 'Sinkus' is in but not connected and the hole for the 'Cook Topinicum' has been cut. Bit stange really, they create this huge benchtop for you and then gouge great chunks of it out. However, as the Romans might say, 'Que Sera Sera'.